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Old 10-16-2008, 01:01 AM
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14. HEALTHCARE POLICY: Since golf is played outdoors and is considered exercise, golfers will be given reduced health care insurance cards.



15. BANK REFORM: Banks must issue golfers with 0% interest loans and credit cards with presentation of Handicap Index Card.



16. FOREIGN POLICY: The U.N. will be disassembled and be replace by the UGN (United Golf Nations). Whoever wins the Ryder Cup basically gets to run the world for 2 years, provided they do not break the by-laws of the USGA or R&A.



17. All cities and towns with a population of 10,000 or more will be granted Federal funds to build a golf course with bent grass greens.



18. We will build de-salinization plants and/or steal water from Canada to make sure that the bent grass greens stay perfect.



19. All Presidential speeches will be carried on The Golf Channel.



20. Keri Murphy is my first pick for V.P.
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