John Elliot Fashion Plate Modeling School
 

Watching the Golf Channel. John Elliot = fashion train wreck.

Ok John 30 seconds to . . . we're live!

Hmm . . .

Aloha shirt I had to wear when I lost that bet. Check!

Starter Mullet. Check!

Skin so white it looks like I've been beat with a flour sack. Check!

Deck shoes I borrowed from Magnum PI. Check!

Cookie duster mustashe. Check!

Yeah! I'm ready! Roll Camera!

He seems like a heck of a nice guy. But man this guy needs a little queer eye for the straight guy.

W'dya get when you cross Craig Stadler with Gary McCord? :P

Just Kickin' Back
 

Hey...

Ain't it fun just kickin' back in The Lounge?

Love the John Elliot stuff, GSS! It ain't nice to talk about people, but it sounds like JE was just beggin' for it!

Actually, at least he had some good things to say. He emphasized hitting down on the ball, and striking the little ball first, the big ball second. Explained it in a way novice golfers could understand. Taught how to chip and take a divot without quitting, and said you could take the same concept to the full swing. Great for beginners (and all of us).