Tee Time
 

First of all, keep in mind this is in the Clubhouse Lounge section :martini: insert "martini smile". I have been incubating this for a while and the computer has not spit out a logical answer if there even is one.
When I am driving well, I split my tees lengthwise, from top to bottom, but when my driving is off, I split the tee at the neck.
Anyone else ever come across this?
On second thought, I am going back to the bar. "Bartender, I'll have another one!"

Angels dancing on top of a tee
 

LOC on the head of a tee???
Martini's in the AM???

What have you and MikeO been sniffing?

I always break the head of the tee off when driving. :crybaby:
Guess I'd better start looking at the wood grain on those.

you have more swing speed than I. If I am having a bad day they bust at the neck. If I am having a good day, the cup of the tee chips off little by little until I do not have enough left to set the ball on.
I have no idea why that is and thanks for bringing this to my attention.

How to drive 325 with fairway positioning.
 

OK U asked!
First- only use unpainted tee's
Second- if U are using Polish tee's (I can say this because 1/2 my family is polish) sort them. The ones with the point on top are defective. Either return them or give them as a gift to someone in China- Perth is also OK.
Third - Put your trademark on side 90* from grain edge.
Fourth- Hit it on the trademark.
Fifth- All your drives will be great.
Sixth- If this does not work do not follow this tip.

You asked?!

The Anonymous Bare

"Grin and Bear it"
 

"Bartender, Anonymous 'Bare' needs another drink." They say the first thing to go is the eyes, but it is actually the spelling :occasion: ...Drinking and Driving don't mix.

Bonding with Mike O
 

Glue, I haven't let Mike O post in three weeks because he is doing an in-depth experiment for me on tee structure. He is gluing all my broken tees back together so we can test grain differentiations and their effect on tee paint color. He finds the work challenging, but very rewarding.

Hilarious.

Just make sure someone is watching Mikie. He might poke his eye out while playing, "Guess where I hid the tee?".

Tea at 4 or verse- visa
 

Scottish 4some sadly walk into the pro shop and ask " How much are the tee's?". The assistant answers "$.05 ea. or 3 for $.10"
One of the Scots asks. " How much to repair our broken tee?

Barely thinking.