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Old 05-30-2009, 01:48 PM
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Emergency!...
Emergency!...Emergency!...Emergency! Calling all Doctors! Calling all Doctors! The patient is in dire need of medical attention. It appears the patient has been plagued with the dreaded Shanks and hair splitting hosel rockets. Golfers of every level on the driving range have been ducking, diving and running for cover whenever the patient shows up at the driving range. The patient explained that he works the Basic and Acquired Motions to his satisfaction. Nevertheless, he is plagued with shanks and hosel rockets from hell in his Total Motion. The Patient believes that he is possessed and he believes that he needs to be diagnosed immediately. The patient refuses to play a round of golf this season due to his maladies. The patient is in need of a long-term medical solution.
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