Ed is in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
angry.
She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway
that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 12 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!'
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up
she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in
the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and
brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him!
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