The Swinger is ..the "real ladies man"....all the chicks at the tournament are folllowing him arond to give him their phone # to play a-round that night...
The Hitter always looks especially around swingers so he usually feels llike he needs to punch something or someone.....
Swingers - white table cloth . . . pass the salt please . . . fork in hand . . . mouth closed . . . napkin in lap . . . candle light . . . mood music . . . quiet conversation.
Hitter - brown sack . . . hot sauce . . . cork on end of fork to avoid injury . . . wet nap scratch that shower . . . sun light . . . shew fly . . . sharin' with the dawg . . . instutin' the liberal 5 second rule . . . hollerin' MORE TATERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Probably THE best description of hitters versus swingers ever put in print!
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