It must have been all of the scoring tips from Bucket!
I've been wracking my tiny brain trying to figure out how MikeO accomplished this. I know it wasn't from Buckets help, he only gives barnyard scoring tips. It couldn't have been from Daryl because he's not twisted enough, his posts are too lucid and clear. The only thing I can figure is someone like O.B. assumed MikeO's identity and won the trophy. This gave MikeO an alibi for the unspeakable, depraved things he does with duct tape and feather boas on the weekends.
I think I'm on to you MikeO, but since your plan fooled even Drew I'll join in congratulating you.
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I've been wracking my tiny brain trying to figure out how MikeO accomplished this. I know it wasn't from Buckets help, he only gives barnyard scoring tips. It couldn't have been from Daryl because he's not twisted enough, his posts are too lucid and clear. The only thing I can figure is someone like O.B. assumed MikeO's identity and won the trophy. This gave MikeO an alibi for the unspeakable, depraved things he does with duct tape and feather boas on the weekends.
I think I'm on to you MikeO, but since your plan fooled even Drew I'll join in congratulating you.
O.B. Left - So you said you could keep a secret! U sick depraved piece of crap! You think you are safe because you left off your location on your forum data? No, No! - I'm coming and this will be no normal intervention- I'll be bringing my assistant Mr. Bucket on this one - We'll make your colonoscopy look like a birthday party!
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It must have been all of the scoring tips from Bucket!
Upp- What's wrong? Methane fumes getting too strong up their in Ohio? The only "scoring tips" Bucket had were for the singles bar! About as effective as the last "snowman" I had on a par 3.
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Life Goal- Developing a new theory of movement based on Brain Science
Interests - Dabbling with insanity
Hobbies- Creating Quality
O.B. Left - So you said you could keep a secret! U sick depraved piece of crap! You think you are safe because you left off your location on your forum data? No, No! - I'm coming and this will be no normal intervention- I'll be bringing my assistant Mr. Bucket on this one - We'll make your colonoscopy look like a birthday party!
Mike, you did it all by yourself, wet pants and all. You earned it, you deserve it, but please change your pants. When I said to "soak it all in", that was not what I meant.
Oh and congrats on the new book, "Five friggin shots from 30 friggn yards". Brilliant.