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Old 03-06-2006, 08:19 PM
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The Beginner Jedi Test
Like I mentioned in a prior thread, Yoda gave me the real test. First go to Yodas house (it's the one under the big Redwood tree) and within 30 minutes after arrival, you get the test.
  • Step one - Yoda liquors you up with two martini's.
  • Step two - He takes you to the gameroom and has you get on the BOSU ball, no, don't bother taking off your cowboy boots.
  • Step three - He hands you a weighted club while you are standing on it.
  • Step four - He puts the impact bag at low point
  • Step five - look in the mirror(s) to check your alignments
  • Step six - Make 3 or 4 full swings, and keep your wedges intact, bring the entire clubshaft into the bag, no falling off.

I didn't get any special Jedi rankings, but he didn't boot me out of the house. So there you go, practice up and you may get a free stay with the Master!
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