[12 piece bucket]

To me and this is just me . . . seems arrogant . . . put your name on a shirt, hat, golf course, golf club, improvement thingie, whatever . . . but wine??? Please . . . .

I'm just waiting for the David Frost Computer or The Frostie 747 or how about some Frosteez Drawz?

I mean would anybody buy any Randy Moss wine? Or Allen Iverson vintage? Or Boo Weekly Wine?

Don't be pimpin' that hoity-toity narcissistic mess on me . . . put out a nice set of butta knife blades . . .

I saw that Golf Channel deal on that English player that likes to paint stuff . . . got a hot wife and a Polo contract . . . "I like to dress European" . . . Yeah whatever you look like a wanna-be cyber pimp with a belt that I made in shop class in '85 with a skunk hat for hair. "I like to collect art." Looks like something that got splattered on the back of a toilet. "I like to drink wine." Oh really . . . that same stuff you drank when your frat buddies wrote all that nice stuff on your forehead when you passed out at the frat house. Just cuz you play golf and are rich don't mean I give a rats about what you put under your nose or swish around in your mouth.

I mean don't get me wrong . . . I'm all about people risin' up above their raisin' and makin' cash money . . . but act like you been there before. You know about as much about makin' wine as I do about shootin' 63.

Straight P-I-M-P'd out.