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Old 03-23-2008, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by 12 piece bucket View Post
To me and this is just me . . . seems arrogant . . . put your name on a shirt, hat, golf course, golf club, improvement thingie, whatever . . . but wine??? Please . . . .

You know about as much about makin' wine as I do about shootin' 63.

Straight P-I-M-P'd out.
Put a tube sock in it and go back to drink'in yer PBR .
I'm buyin me a vineyard here in Texas and I'm gunna box some Bagger Wine. My first batch is called Beaujolais Dog Fart Nuevo. I just throw some juice in the closet with a little sugar and yeast. A few weeks later it hits the shelves at the liquor store drive-through.
I'll send you some Cat Barf Cabernet which is guaranteed to cure your bad attitude. You'll need some Monkey Butt powder to go with it. Its a package deal.
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