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Old 10-16-2008, 12:41 PM
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My fellow Americans,

We fully welcome our long lost brothers from England to insert their cheeky comments on this thread; however, certain ground rules must apply.


1. All citizens of the wee island must vote and finally decide: do you live in England, Britain, or the United Kingdom? Once you get your answer please notify us at once.

2. We have already adopted the Imperial measurement system, and find all metrifications to be improper, imprudent, unreasonable and ungolf-like.

3. Since we have guns and you don't, we're keeping ours. We will however agree that any tie in future Ryder Cup matches will be settled by the dual. Since you don't have any guns, you are welcome to use a bobby stick.

4. As President I will allow the Monarchy to continue provided that you surrender all James Bond gadgetry to my office. Also, all future Bond films will feature Ian Woosnam as James Bond. Also, Mike Meyers will resume the role of Austin Powers and be your new Prime Minister.
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