[12 piece bucket]

The city denied my goat ranching permit- I can't get into the details of why but I'm frustrated by the whole situation At this time I just have an imitation goat that I purchased at Wal-Mart until I'm able to put the real things on the property. Regarding gamesmanship - I believe Matthew had a post somewhere - where he described many possible valid ideas for gamesmanship- all perfectly within the USGA rules of golf. I think this thread could now move forward in discussing the rules of golf and let's start by showing me WHERE it says that "relieving myself in my pants" is a violation of the USGA rules! Or are you telling me that Tiger can have 10 guys move a boulder but I cannot relieve myself in my pants on the golf course? As usual Bucket you are shooting blanks from the hip - please provide the facts with the USGA rule section.

P.S. Just so no one attacks me from a different angle- I do believe that the R&A does consider such an act - a violation of the R&A rules of golf. However, in the U.S. it is permissible under the USGA rules of golf.

I'd have to get somebody to read the rule book to me . . . right now my granny is reading some "letters" from a certain magazine to me . . . so maybe that can be our next selection . . .

there's a really good one about relief from a man made object in here . . . I thought you got banned from Walmart for the big girl panteez incident? Are you walking around with that skunk skin hat again?