My middle initials are O.B. A fact that really amused some golfing buddies back when I was 16 or so.
One of 'ol Yoda's better students (about 400 years ago) was named Ben . . . Ben Kenobi. Somewhat of a odd duck -- liked to play with light sabres and all that -- and got along well with others (except for this kid named Darth).
But at least you have a good sense of humor, and if that isn't enough you can claim to have been able to duck hook a 1/2 wedge around a redwood (just remember to aim right).
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"In my experience, if you stay with the essentials you WILL build a repeatable swing undoubtedly. If you can master the Imperatives you have a champion" (Vikram).
The reason you can't sustain the lag is because you are so eager to make the club move fast (a reaction to the intent of "hitting it far"). So on a full shot you throw it away too early, which doesn't happen for your short chip. (bts)