A New Golf Word

[Daryl]

Dude! If they banned the internet what in the world would you do at 6 in the morning? I see you out here all the time . . . you got it worse than me . .. and I got it BAD.

If the internet goes down . . . we got no life.

Ok, you're right. We'll have Howard work on the 'Mexican Boarder' thing. By the time he solves those issues, we'll have implants.

I bought an I-phone, so now I get LBG.com on my phone browser.

[Daryl]

The table's set. ^

See you during Masters Week at the Ritz Carlton Atlanta!

Does the Swamp have a Cocktail Lounge? Some Ritz Hotels have indoor Practice Ranges. I'll have to ask the Atlanta Ritz.

We're going to have a lot of fun. I hope Bambam can hold up.

[12 piece bucket]

Ok, you're right. We'll have Howard work on the 'Mexican Boarder' thing. By the time he solves those issues, we'll have implants.

I bought an I-phone, so now I get LBG.com on my phone browser.

I don't need implants . . . I got big naturals.

[Yoda]

We're going to have a lot of fun. I hope Bambam can hold up.

Me, too. Since Ted has two little ones at home and is no longer allowed out at night, Bambam is our last resort!

[bambam]

Me, too. Since Ted has two little ones at home and is no longer allowed out at night, Bambam is our last resort!

I feel Ted's pain...but, since my two ankle biters won't be coming to Georgia with me, give me the keys to the Jag and I'll take care of ya!

[Daryl]

I feel Ted's pain...but, since my two ankle biters won't be coming to Georgia with me, give me the keys to the Jag and I'll take care of ya!

I'm sure that you're not getting the Keys to the Jag.

[Yoda]

I'm sure that you're not getting the Keys to the Jag.

Bambam's got'em, Daryl. And trust me . . .

It's a good thing!

[Daryl]

Bambam's got'em, Daryl. And trust me . . .

It's a good thing!

I know what you mean. This many of these and I can't tell the difference between the front seat and back seat.

[Bagger Lance]

Bambam's got'em, Daryl. And trust me . . .

It's a good thing!

I've had more practice in the corners with my SL so I should get the keys to the Jag.
Bambam drives too straight for his own good.

[Daryl]

I've had more practice in the corners with my SL so I should get the keys to the Jag.
Bambam drives to straight for his own good.

Oh ya. Lets go out, and then put someone behind the wheel who comes from a State with more Drive-Thu Liquor Stores than Golf Courses. You better be really good at fixin stuff.

footnotes:

The first thing that comes to mind when one thinks of Texas is big . Texas has a reputation for big cars, big ranches, big homes, big everything. But how big is Texas really? Texas has a land area of 261,914 square miles; for reference, France has a land area of 216,641 sq miles (545,630 sq km). The distance from Texarkana, Texas to El Paso is 830 miles as compared to only 802 miles between New York City and Chicago, Illinois. At an estimated population of over 20 million (1999) Texas ranks 3rd in the United States behind New York and California. According to comedian Drew Carey, Texas also leads the nation in drive-thru liquor stores.